Dry humping

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.

by Edward March 4, 2003

Dry Hammer

When a man surprises his partner with sudden penetration with no foreplay. Sometimes painful but always enjoyable.

I had a huge morning wood and there she was, so I Dry Hammered her while she was asleep.

by Mariaras June 26, 2006

dry bagging

When a man's balls hang lower than his boxers and all can see them.

He was dry bagging in the locker room.

by big mama L February 22, 2010

Dry Ice

The vaginal secretions crystal-like formations that set in on the outer skin of the penis after a long, hard nites sex.

"I should ov taken a shower LAST night. I woke up this morning with sarah's dry ice on me."

by Audiodamned November 20, 2003

Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Dry Wipe

The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.

Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.

by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015

Dry Splooge

When you splooge so much, you run out of splooge

When World of Warcraft came out, I got so excited and splooged so much it was eventually dry splooge.

by Nerdrowwilson1 February 18, 2009