David Laliberte

The world's biggest producer of midget pornography. He has produced such classics as Oompa Loompas Gone Wild and We're Getting Off To See The Wizard.

Bob : "Jim, have you seen any movies by David Laliberte?"
Jim : "Of course. Oompa Loompas Gone Wild was a classic!"

by Wankmaster April 23, 2006

David Hume

18th century Scottish philosopher and historian. Considered one of the "British Empiricists" along with Locke and Berkeley. Known for his dry, understated style of argumentation, Hume's arguments undermined among other things, the credibility of miracles, the notion of intelligent design, and the traditional philosophical underpinnings for the existence of God. His works "A Treatise of Human Nature", "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals" and "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" are all considered classics of Western philosophy.

Read David Hume if you want to get schooled in philosophy, you dumb Platonic chump.

by InsolentEnlightenedApe August 9, 2010

David Bowie

David Bowie is God. He came from space and made up in his gorgeous image.

All hail David Bowie!

by KTKitty March 22, 2009

David

1. The name of the absolute best boyfriend ever! He's cool, hot, fun, and has the funniest personality. He has a heart of gold and nobody could ever ask for more. Everyone loves him and he gives out the best advice!
2. A nerdy gamer
3. A pokémon addict
4. A pervert with no shame

Girl 1: Did you see that nerdy David over there?! He is such a dork.
Girl 2: Hey I wanna marry that David!!

by HlovesD September 8, 2013

David Archuleta

An extremely talented 17 year old from Murray, Utah. He participated in the talent competition American Idol and came in second only to David Cook (another undiscovered talent). He was also formerly a contestant from the hit show Star Search in which he placed first in the Junior Division when he was 12. His fanbase is one of the biggest in American Idol history, he is especially popular with young teenage girls as well as older ladies. He is also known as one of the sexiest guys in the world and he's currently single as well :)

David Archuleta David Archuleta David Archuleta David Archuleta!

by lil archie luver May 30, 2008

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

David

A formidable foe to normal people. Intelligent, strong, and daring. A weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. A person who is really cool or awesome. Usually very nice and funny, and is loved by most everyone. Very good looking and has great taste in music, nothing compares to a David

You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!

by TheRealDavid July 6, 2011