Definitions by TheRealDavid

Smoked me out 

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.

Last night David smoked me out.

Smoked me out by Therealdavid June 13, 2018

Princess Pissalot

Young female child, usually around the age of six, whom is potty trained yet still wets the bed quite often. Pull ups can not soak up the amount of urine this child exudes. The child will wake up soaked from head to toe, as well as the bedding and mattress.

It smells like pee in here! Princess Pissalot must have slept in here last night.

Princess Pissalot by Therealdavid May 24, 2014

David 

A formidable foe to normal people. Intelligent, strong, and daring. A weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. A person who is really cool or awesome. Usually very nice and funny, and is loved by most everyone. Very good looking and has great taste in music, nothing compares to a David

You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!

David by TheRealDavid July 6, 2011