stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

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corona-daddy

an intamate partner that you met with during coronavirus, usually when you alone and bored. most corona-daddies have a breathing kink so worry about that, he also likes to wear masks during intercourse and use hand sanitiser as loob.

jake: look there is a corona-daddy
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.

jake: oh

by hornyvirus January 26, 2021

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Lovely daddy

Apparently weirdo's daddy from 11 years.
Weirdo is a sussy baka for "lovely daddy."

Weirdo and lovely daddy are sus af

by Weirdo loves bread July 23, 2021

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lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.

“Give me that lap you lap daddy.” And “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”

by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022

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