A Serious Dick Diction

when you have been praying like a saint for a glass of orange milk and you lose all of your bank earnings in one week because of the fact your friend didn't pay you off for the eight ball of coke you needed for last nights patriots game but then you realize you don't go to school so you sign up for the insane asylum located near you to ruff yourself up.

Hey Jerry! Did you pull A Serious Dick Diction last Friday, i knew you did because your face had that weird plastered color to it that only true serious dick diction's use.

by Jup Jup May 8, 2010

Urban Dictionaming

When someone adds their own (or another person's) name to Urban Dictionary, either to flatter said person or to insult them. Urban Dictionamers don't realize that no one will read or care about these definitions. In the end, this is just extremely irritating and fills up the voting list (although I doubt the site's moderators will care enough to stop it).

60% of submitted terms are just people Urban Dictionaming themselves.

by Pie Stealer October 27, 2015

irection

an erection given to yourself

i gave myself an irection

by andrew June 7, 2003

anti irection

when you look at something so disgutuing or someone so ugly your penis curls up into your anus to provide pleasure to counteract the displeasure caused by the sight.

WHOAH! She was so ugly she gave me an anti irection.

by Adaaaaaaam March 24, 2009

Editorius Urnaibus Dictionarious

Losers who try to add their own view on life instead of letting Urban Dictionary grow as a viral source of modern culture.

Shame!

What a sad fucking Editorius Urnaibus Dictionarious who sits in her studio apartment editing Urban Dictionary. Last time he (or she) had sex was with a small rodent and a laptop.....was about 11 minutes ago.....

by Peter Puffer 123 April 10, 2011

Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.

Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.

by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010

1Direction-ified

An object or place, that has been made over to support The UK Boy Band One Direction.

'Have you seen my room, it's so 1Direction-ified'

by Niamh_Storanson December 13, 2012