quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chronic

you jackasses, in some parts of the east coast chronic means weed laced with coke. you may not have heard of it, but it exist.

I smoked some chronic and ran on the highway and punched cars.

by Steven September 8, 2003

chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.

Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?

by theColonel94 February 5, 2010

Chronichitis

The Cough or chest cold you get after smoking weed.

That Weed gave me mad {Chronichitis}.

by AK36CF February 20, 2006