Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

Double-Clapped

Fucking an ugly person

Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?

Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.

Person 1: Filthy bastard...

by BiggieChezz January 3, 2022

clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.

Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”

by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023

Ginger claps

When a ginger is hitting it from behind.

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?

by KimmyPip May 28, 2020