See: Crap, Dump,
Poo, Shit, Log, Brown
Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad Boy, Arse Biscuit, Anal
Baby, Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy'
s Mum, Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...
You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea
oil rigs on the
phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its
way over...