Celia

A person that is way shorter than average

Person 1: where’s Celia?
Person 2: right in front of you

Person 1: WOAH! I didn’t see Celia

Person 2: I know, they are quite short

by BurningCow July 26, 2022

Celia de Aya

Latin for "Brew of Aya", Aya being the goddess that invented Ayahuasca. A mixture of water, vegetable glycerin and various powdered herbs and mushrooms, including psilocybe spp., mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and the roots of a kava plant. Combined, they make for a very psychedelic brew, which can be used as vape juice.

Aviv: Hey Cameron, I made your vape juice, but today's vape juice is special.
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!

by byeeeeeeeeee July 11, 2022

Cecily Strong

One of the most talented comedians of all time, who used to work at SNL. She's the irl "girl you'd bring home to your parents" because she's generous, kinda weird and the funniest person you could ever meet. You either wish she was your girlfriend or your best friend, there is no between.

"Did you hear? Cecily Strong has just left SNL"
"Who's that gorgeous woman?" "That's Cecily Strong"

by jvmrain December 23, 2022

celcium

A very small, inconsequential person; A person having an abnormally large victim complex; see: celciumism or little man syndrome

You are being a real big celcium right now.

by Not Prismar April 13, 2023

Celibaggot

An unshackled man free from his primal desire to copulate with and lay down on top of parasites.

I haven't laid down with a parasite in 4 years. I'm a journeyman celibaggot.

by BidDee6969 August 26, 2023

Cecelia

A girl who once said to a guy (the guy was me), "I'm just not ready for a real relationship." Then the months following, her and that guy were basically in a situationship. Then some time early October (it was October 2nd), she decided to get into a relationship with a different guy, leaving the first guy to feel unwanted and unloved.

(I dont know how to change my username...)

Guy 2: "Cecelia's my girlfriend, she's really great."

Guy 1: "I want to rip your intestines out and throw you off a building."

by MyboobearCC October 22, 2023

nasty cecil

A fetish that involves drinking brandy out of a british man's asshole.

My word Jeeves! This Nasty Cecil makes my entire rectum tingle with delight!

by The Propfessor November 5, 2015