cum

A vaginal or penis liquid that matures the pair.

Eva likes to cum on jake.

by #JakeWilsonSucks March 7, 2017

Cum

1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters

Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn

by SpamWhale December 8, 2010

Cum

(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.

"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."

by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

cum

A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.

A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls

by kaguyadoujin December 9, 2019

cum gambit

The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten

opponent: plays the cum gambit

Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit

by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021

Cum penguin

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.

I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.

by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

Cum Niall

Have a full facial a la Niall Horan

You look like Cum Niall

by Thinking in Pzza August 7, 2021