Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Betting cattle stations

A Classic Country Australian term for being confident that something will happen. Only a bogan would say it

Mate I'm betting cattle stations that this horse will win

by b111gggg bad Baz November 6, 2020

Bunting

"bunting" is a slang term for injecting drugs. The term is commonly used in Melbourne, Australia.

"poor old Joey died bunting smack and eating Xanax"

by CerealTablet September 24, 2020

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

Bestings

An epic Youtuber who makes montages

person 1: have u seen bestings
person 2: yea he makes epic montages

by Finthechat December 22, 2020

Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.

Greg was beating the whole village again last night.

by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021

Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021