Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Auto da Fé

What you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway

Hey Torquemada, what's an Auto da Fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway!

by LokisRedDawn March 18, 2021

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

Grand Theft Auto IV Was Made To Compliment Ugly Betty

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 5, 2025

Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 9, 2022

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019