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Adultolescent

A person supposedly matured into adulthood but still has no idea what they're really doing.
I'm just and adultolescent! In my world ramen and cereal are the only two food groups...
by itslikeacowmoo March 5, 2013
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Adultery

"We all have to go through adultery eventually" -patton sanders
by My epithet is barrier November 23, 2020
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adultery-bait

Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!
Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."

Friend: "You know he's married, right?"

Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"
by keewi December 28, 2011
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Adultery

Having multiple ammounts of hot steamy hardcore sex with the sexy ass neighbor accross the street while your spouse is at work.
Adultery: John was Ramming his neighbor so hard the mail man notified the cops due too the sound.
by Alexdubss March 5, 2012
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Adultling

A young adult that is still figuring out how to navigate the world as an adult
She's still an adultling - learning how to manage her own health insurance the year.
by Ft716 October 4, 2016
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Serial Adultery

Pre-watching a box set on Netflix by yourself, on the quiet, that you would normally watch as a couple, because she never seems to be in the mood, and you don't have the patience to wait until she is. Later when watching it together, she will be none the wiser.
Gary was bursting to watch season 2 of Narcos, but Sally was too tired, so he engaged in a spot of Serial Adultery.
by TheDrunkenBaker September 5, 2016
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Adust

A great streamer with a build like Dwayne Johnson who is also extremely sexy and tall. Variety streamer and owner of the Stream Team Chronos.
"Hey Katrina, that man is so Adust!"
by Joltyy December 10, 2019
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