It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

This shit ain't Australia.

When you encounter a situation you initially thought to be pleasant and easy to go through, but once you go through it, you realise it was actually much more difficult than your original assumption.

- Damn, I wen't to a BJJ class last night and it was tough as hell.
- Told you bro, this shit ain't Australia.

- I sold my passion project to my company for more money and now I realise that I feel pretty dead inside.
- Yeah, this shit ain't Australia.

by mnclz March 2, 2022

boy ain't no way boy

when you're absolutely dumbfounded and utterly shocked

Jeremy: Yo, do you read any superhero comics?
John: Yeah, I love My Hero Academia!
Jeremy: boy ain't no way boy
God: boy ain't no way boy

by mraljazeera January 2, 2022

You ain't a'woofin

Used to express acknowledgment of the obvious.

Person A: Im about to freeze to death and turn into a popsicle !

Person B: You ain't a'woofin !

by Eigo Sensei August 19, 2010

I ain't yo' baby's daddy!

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

that ain't right

A consolation for: when something bad happens that affects you or others; when something terribly wrong occurs when it wasn't supposed to

We re-elected Bush? That ain't right.

by a stranger September 12, 2005

i ain't no bitch

a common phrase you use to express the fact that you aren't a bitch, pussy, wuss, etc... Commonly used when you want to want to do something you normally wouldn't do on a limb.

guy 1: there's no way in hell im going outside
guy 2: fuck it i ain't no bitch
*goes outside and suffers in the cold, but fuck it at least he ain't a bitch*

by DickTwingler69 December 3, 2018