dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.
“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”
by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020
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dick duo

Typically a group of two incredibly arrogant, dim-witted people who think they are the complete and utter shit. They back each other up with completely meaningless arguments in every single situation, and when they are together, they consider themselves "unstoppable".
Jon: "Although you two might disagree, my personal opinion is that my side of the argument is clearly correct due to the numerous facts I have presented."

Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."

Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."

Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."

Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."
by iPhoneBlows February 7, 2015
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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daltons dick

daltons dick is really really tall and is better than Israel in the bed FIND HIM
nrhv daltons dick
by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019
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Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad
Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad
by Yardz September 12, 2022
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Kitten dick

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly
Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?
by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019
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