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buzz words 

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."
"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."
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seven words you can't say on television 

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV
In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

Wordphanage 

The place where homeless words live; those in the process of being dropped by society through under use and subsequently get booted out of the dictionaries for good. Unless you save them, of course.
I adopted the word 'graceous' from a wordphanage merely by committing to use it on a regular basis. My favorite wordphanage is savethewords.org
Wordphanage by Boybox311 November 14, 2010

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? 

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

urban dictionary rejected words 

words posted on unurbandictionary.blogspot.ca
guy #1: urban dictionary rejected my definition for "George Tabuki"
guy #2: you should just post those urban dictionary rejected words on unurbandictionary.blogspot.ca
guy #1: I definitely will.

Any last words? 

What you tell someone before killing them.
Hitman: Here we are. Any last words?
Hostage: Yeah, go to hell.
Any last words? by bitstripslang September 30, 2018

approve new words 

A feature on Urban Dictionary that let's you approve the definitions thought up by the masses (because the people who run Urban Dictionary have gotten too lazy to do it themselves). Most of them tend to be names submitted by egotistical teenagers (see urbandictionary names), and the few that are funny or at least relevant often times don't get approved because half of the people using the "approve new words" section are just trying to push their own shitty name submission.
I tried out UD's approve new words feature and all I saw were ass-kissing name submissions.