Friend Zone 

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

Friend Zone by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

Friend of jordan by MC WURD October 8, 2016

brooking friend 

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.

Thats a brooking friend!

brooking friend by madtoys101 June 28, 2009

zombie-friended 

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.

Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.

zombie-friended by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010

Fritter Friend 

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.

May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.

Fritter Friend by rockisintheair December 6, 2010

D-Friend 

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.

Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.

D-Friend by laughingthru December 7, 2011

N-Friend 

The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.

The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend

N-Friend by NickyLags February 3, 2012