Nun-Cunt 

A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.

"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."

Nun-Cunt by The bearded sex addict January 20, 2009

bad cunt

N.: a name given to another in praise of either a good or bad action

"Hey bro, watch me do this burn out."
"No way, you're a bad cunt!"

"Bro, I'm about to smoke a joint."
"Oh you bad cunt!"

bad cunt by Michael V July 27, 2006

shit the cunt

An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.

"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

shit the cunt by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

Jap Cunt 

A person that never likes people to be happy and is super rich Italian girl. Drives a super nice car and if she is not happy she makes sure the people around her are not too. Probably named Jenna

Did you head what Jenna did? She is such a jap cunt.

Jap Cunt by John Nixon January 30, 2017

Sexy Cunt 

To be so sexy, the song "Sexy bitch" must be modified to be sexy cunt.

Damn you's a sexy cunt! Damn gurl!

Sexy Cunt by Mystery man thing March 14, 2010

nazi cunt 

Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.

Did you read the latest book by nazi cunt?

nazi cunt by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

scoop cunt 

A cunt which has been screwed so many times, it is so large and sunken in. May somewhat resemble that of a scoop.

"Wow, that girl named April sure has a scoop cunt"

scoop cunt by Jessie Irby October 18, 2006