A Mudge Situation

A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.

A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that

by womanofyourdreams December 25, 2016

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

corn muddle

a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.

Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!

by jilarmika123 April 18, 2017

Cherry mudpie

When a girl takes a dump on your chest then take her vloody tampon out and plops it on your chest

No one expected her to give him a cherry mudpie

by Happytuh October 20, 2017

Cornfetti Mudbath

When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.

I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.

by Salty Giraffe Poo December 8, 2017

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

JEWWWWWWWWWW

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

by THE MUFFINS MANS January 10, 2018

Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018