3 definitions by Salty Giraffe Poo

Cornfetti Mudbath

When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.

I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.

by Salty Giraffe Poo December 8, 2017

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 2, 2022

neapolicock

When your penis isn't one color, not two colors, but three colors! The most common neapolicocks are white, brown, and pink much like Neapolitan Ice Cream.

Doug was at breakfast yesterday educating the masses about his three colored neapolicock.

by Salty Giraffe Poo March 11, 2018