Dick McMuffin

One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.

Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.

Dick McMuffin by Ricky Data October 24, 2012

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Dick Enthusiast

A level of slutitude. A whore being the worst, and a slut being slightly better. A dick enthusiast is a classier version of a slut. She gets around but has something about her that commands respect.

Example: "Damn man, that girl looks hot as fuck, and I heard She's a real dick enthusiast." "word."

"Isn't she a huge whore?" "Nota whore, definitely a dick enthusiast though."

Dick Enthusiast by J-Purrpdrank March 2, 2014

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dick selfie

The male equivalent of the female "selfie"
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)

Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?

But first, let me take a dick selfie.

dick selfie by hkam May 11, 2014