Largo dick

A large cock and/or dick.

"Hi, my name's Officer Largo dick with the LAPD."

"BLue, grow a largo dick man."

by DirtyRobot August 15, 2006

dick feelers

also known as fingers, usually said to someone when they touch you and you do not wish them to.

Hey asshole, get your dick feelers off of me!

by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007

dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

by FenThing November 30, 2007

Thor's Dick

A type of wager or dare in which the stakes are extremely high but only apply one person or party. The purpose of the Thor's Dick wager is to flaunt one's ego or ability. If the party in jeopardy loses and fails to live up to their end of the bargain then it is not a legitimate Thor's Dick wager, and the guy chickening out on his punishment is a tool.

Jordan decided to wage a Thor's Dick, saying that he would run down the street with no pants if he lost this game of ping pong. After losing, he lived up to the agreement and the Thor's Dick wager was completed.

by El Royo Loco April 24, 2008

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009