cream wafer

A dangerously homosexual individual.

"Mmm, thth pair of micro-shorth make my ath look thekthy."

"Don't touch me, cream wafer!"

by Tine July 1, 2006

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

gorilla warfare

shave your pubes on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, semenate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow

Oh man, I gave Kristi a taste of some gorilla warfare last night.

by AsTa August 29, 2005

Warframe

A type of cheese that is created when someone throws old WWI & II bullets into a block of cheese while it’s still liquid
Creates a crunchy piece of cheese perfect for any occasion

Person 1: Hey bro what type of cheese should I bring to the party?
Person 2: Ah bro just bring a block of warframe cheese

by BreadIsMyGod September 15, 2019

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

Waffer Trash

Catholic girls who attend female Catholic schools, in turn being extremely aggressive toward males. Can be very skanked out. Waffer refers to communion. See Phil Hendries Show.

"So we have all these Poohbah skanked out waffer trash girls coming to our dances."
- RC Collinsworth, Phil Hendries Show

by Rankojin December 17, 2004

udder warmer

another word for condom

This udder warmer fits my member very well.

by mr. communication November 8, 2006