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A complete and utter queer. Always touching buttholes and penises on a daily basis. Only talks to men and Nancy Polosy. Loves facetime with men.
Guy: That guy just touched my penis!
Friend: Relax, he's a Taylor.
Taylor by Thor the Great November 26, 2011
A Taylor is the kind of girl that is super self conscious about her looks. She wears a shitton of makeup, and seemingly can't go a day without it. She cakes the makeup on at beach events, pool events, any event that the normal population WOULDN'T wear makeup to. On the off chance that you do see a Taylor WITHOUT makeup, their body skin tone does not match their face skin tone; almost as if they wear a caked face when tanning. Tanning to match the makeup. Long story short, she only looks good with makeup.
Person A: "Did you see the cheer captain in history yesterday?"

Person B: "No, what about her?"
Person A: "She's a Taylor, I swear to God! I saw her today without makeup, and he face was 90% paler than the rest of her body. She should stick to wearing makeup."
Taylor by BettyBeavis September 18, 2017
A raging vegan, usually gay, says lemme smash a lot. Pale, comes up with stupid ideas, and the only friend he has is his neighbor
Wow! Taylor is such a vegan!
Taylor by Big pecker 808 April 5, 2017
The dumbest person to be alive, potato looken ass, that nobody likes
hello i am taylor i am a hoe nobody likes me
taylor by cich3n lover 700 May 6, 2018
Otherwise known as a Polly Pocket. Tends to where brightly coloured clothes and measures only a few inches in height
Stop being a Taylor and wear some normal clothes!!
Taylor by Taylor8385 September 20, 2013
A breautiful sexy girl who is usually super nice but tends to be a whore! Loves guys and is very sexual
Taylor: I love dicks
Taylor by hannahlana June 29, 2015