squatchify

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

squamtakun

a game played with six random balls of different colors and played with five people per side. All players must love penguins. The goal of the game is to be the first person to contain all six balls in one team member's pants. Playing field is infinite in size.

The Incisors rocked The Rocket Pants in the 2007 Squamtakun World Cup.

by donnergot May 2, 2007

squat tink

a synonym for bitch.

"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"

by Vax October 20, 2007

Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008

squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 12, 2009