smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

Shofty

Like shifty bit worse...

*Shofty face* (Really shifty face)

by not mandy... December 13, 2009

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!

by Ziwo December 2, 2011

Smoot Loop

A trashy woman who has sex with everything that walks. This is the nicer way of saying whore.

Damn look at that Smoot Loop at the bar, I bet she is DTF.

by wilmafingerdo January 8, 2012

Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.

'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.

by Reality82 December 18, 2012