Definitions by not2greene

Military Pubes 

When pubic hair is shaved off the genitals, with some very short hair left on top, like a military haircut.

"John! I thought you told me you were completely shaven... down there."

"Well, I was, but I let it grow out a little on top so I could have Military Pubes!"

Military Pubes by not2greene September 8, 2011

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

smooth dumplings by not2greene September 8, 2011