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Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
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sticky note guy

Slang in NC for Child Rapist
Did you hear about Steve the Sticky Note Guy who got arrested for what he did to Maxwell?
by SoggyNuts2345 October 1, 2019
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slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.
Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.
by Partsdriver July 17, 2022
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Note 7

Only phone to be used as an explosive.
Miniature nuke.
The Note 7 was used to blow up the enemies.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Wow Death Note is really weird
by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021
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Hit the high note

Smashing someone’s back with a sledgehammer until he/she screams as high as they can
He’s definitely going to hit the high note if he messes with my friends.
by Lolk November 15, 2018
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Couldn't play a Note to save their strote

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible
Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote
by S Shadic April 4, 2020
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