blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!
by dfiantone December 16, 2005
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pushing mud

The act of defecating. The issuance of fecal material from the colon, via the shit chute, into (or upon) something either utilitarian or symbolic.
"Hey in there - what's taking so long? I hope for your sake you're not pushing mud! We're out of a-wipe and crapper spray!"
by Commode Mouth September 17, 2006
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mud brick

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."
by SeanG October 11, 2006
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Mud-slinger

This can be defined in two ways:
1. Little kids playing in a giant mud puddle throwing mud at each other, therefore being known as "mud-slinging."
2. Just another politician trying to make a point and get somewhere in the presidential campaign. These pointless acts of slandering the other candidates are also known in the Congressional area as well, like during the elections of State Representatives and Senators.
1. There's the neighbor's kids in my yard throwing mud at each other.

2. Those stupid politicians are so lame with their mud-slinging.
by Me August 14, 2004
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mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes
That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.
by Boki April 05, 2004
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mud butt

Just as it sounds. When fecial matter is compounded in between your cheaks. Word created and then made popular by Dave Chappell doing a skit on his show about the side effects of "Ribs", a sleeping aid for black people.
I got mud butt while laying in bed after eating some ribs.
by ZacBowling.com October 06, 2004
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mud person

Wow Johnny, I can't believe your life left you for a mud person, now they're gonna have a litter of half-black babies.
by TonyMalice September 06, 2007
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