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monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.
"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."
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Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!
by lost_number August 17, 2016
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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
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emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.
Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night
by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016
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Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
by AlbinOxRhino November 28, 2012
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gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"
by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012
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monke

giga monke (monke)
i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.
by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023
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