Monae x Antoine

Us<3. These two will be the best couple to ever live as well as the cutest and smartest and wonderfulest everything est. These two people are soul mates and will always love each other through the hardest of times. Monae is awesome and Antoine is the best. And that's on periodt.

Monae x Antoine is the best couple ever.

by Lilx_j999 May 20, 2022

Mona Lisa

Portuguese word to adress a bald person. It can be used for all geders.

Dama careca tipo Mona Lisa, hey! Ela parece o Freeza, hey!
Bald girl like Mona Lisa, hey! She looks like Freeza, hey!

by SamucaSNW May 29, 2022

mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

Mona

A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!

But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face

I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.

by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022

Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.

Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022

Mankad

A bowler using their quick wit and presence of mind to catch a cheating batter in the act.

The bowler strikes the bails of the non striking batter as in a run out because the batter has left the crease before the ball is bowled.

Some professional players believe that since it shows quick wit and presence of mind by the bowler under high stress, the wicket should be awarded to the bowler unlike in regular run outs.

England showed poor sportsmanship by feigning outrage over the Mankad by Deepti.

by Slanguage Freak September 25, 2022

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022