triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Tana Mongoose

The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?

Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik

by Furryslayer December 18, 2018

mongos

EXTREMEMLY LARGE breasts (pamela lee anderson size) boobs, tits, titties, breasts, ears, whatever u wanna call them....

yoyo son one time afta i was on the bong i saw dis tight biatch wit deez major mongos with gigantic nipplez!

by jaquiescha December 10, 2003

mongolian chimny sweep

when a guy shits in a girls ass hole and then the guy scoops that shit out and she eats the shit he shat.

i wanted to take a shit but i was super kinky horney at the same time so i gave her a mongolian chimny sweep.

by teri August 30, 2008

mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

by Jill Abell March 29, 2008

MongoStudMuffin

The StudMuffin is a Texas Urban Legend. He is purported to possess stellar charm, a rozor-sharp wit and a magnetic personality that is irrestible to women. Mongo is the title of the leader of the StudMuffin clan. Usually the StudMuffin is sighted in and around South Texas.

"That guy is too smooth. He must think he's the MongoStudMuffin!"

by LWS57 July 30, 2008