Jeff Gordon 

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

Jeff Gordon by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Jeff Hardy 

That damn Spot Monkey in the WWE

Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.

Jeff Hardy by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Jeff goldblum 

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff goldblum by milkshake January 21, 2005

Jeff Bezos 

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

Jeff Bezos by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

Jeff Jarrett 

hey michelle I read your fucktarded definition of mumia what a stupid foolish tool you are believing all that fabricated trash the pro-mumia sites put out, stop believing everything you read, dumbass.

Michelle believes everything she sees on the net, it's just gotta be true. What a rubberload of cumjuice michelle is.

Jeff Jarrett by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Jeff Allened 

To change the name of a person in your phone to something that your significant other wont recognize as your "booty-call"

He put Staceys name in the phone as Little sister and totally Jeff Allened his girl friend

Jeff Allened by DanielleSchepler April 16, 2009

Jeff Lytle

Chuck Norris' right hand man. The guy chuck norris goes to when even a roundhouse kick to his computer won't fix it. Runs Maxwell AFB from any location in the world.

I've Chuck Norrised my computer and it still won't work.
Call Jeff Lytle.

Jeff Lytle by Bradley Amanda and Marissa August 7, 2008