IMPEDO

NOUN: person who causes impediments.
NOUN: person who fucks everything up

I would have had the CVE analysis complete, however that impedo kept wasting my time.

by slious August 12, 2025

Impectuate

To give heart, courage, or inner strength to; to embolden

“Kindness can impectuate someone to keep going.”
“Her words impectuated me before the big game.”

by Marcø August 29, 2025

impegnate

When someone insists that pegging can cause pregnancy, because “it all goes to the same place eventually.”
This belief is usually held by people who think sex ed is witchcraft, or who believe the digestive system is basically a water slide that ends at the uterus.

Side effects of believing in Pegnancy include:
• Explaining to friends that men can be mothers now, but only from the butt.
• Googling “butt birth control.”

“The doctor says I’ve been impegnated, but I’m telling everyone it’s just Taco Bell bloat.”

by aldc September 18, 2025

imperch

a word used to define something of great meaning or importance

ena: I must get through, this is very imperch!

by veryveryimperch September 19, 2025

Imperparbable

Completely without faults or imperfections; absolutely flawless.

Her confidence and kindness made her seem truly imperparbable.

by Christian Ebube Isiakpu(age16) October 16, 2025

Imperpable

Nearly flawless; so close to perfection that faults are barely perceptible.

His artwork was imperpable — almost too perfect to criticize.

by Christian Ebube Isiakpu(age16) October 16, 2025

Impeed

Not urinating

There is someone impeed

by I didn't know November 5, 2025