IMPEDO

NOUN: person who causes impediments.
NOUN: person who fucks everything up

I would have had the CVE analysis complete, however that impedo kept wasting my time.

IMPEDO by slious August 12, 2025

impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

poultry impediment 

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

poultry impediment by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021

text impediment 

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

text impediment by Two D's August 6, 2009

Italian Speech Impediment 

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

Italian Speech Impediment by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

speech impediment 

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

speech impediment by chuckina May 20, 2009

Speech Impedophile 

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

Speech Impedophile by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022