Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010

Fladapy

abnormally large and floppy jugs. often characterized by large nips and areola as well.

Yo terrence that chick jogging over there has some ill fladapy!

by saucebossnamedross October 23, 2011

fladjulance

the explosion of a female reproductive organs.

man, that womans got some serious fladjulance

by the flad man December 1, 2011

Fladell

To waddle quickly.

The penguin fladelled away from the seal quickly.

by ilovepenguins November 27, 2012

Fladacious

Something dirty, useful, organized.

It basically means anything you can think of it can mean fish if you want it too.

It's the ultimate filler word.

Damn, that girl hella fladacious.

by That Shenanigan Nigga. October 9, 2012

Float a stink egg

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

fladulated

Intoxicated to the point of making an arse of yourself.

Joe and I got so fladulated last night. I'm gonna get so fladulated at Wayno's BBQ.

by grabbelsdorf November 7, 2014