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Dreamsexuals 

Retards who think that a celebrity crush defines their sexuality. When you tell them this, they call you a nazi despite showcasing neo-nazism. They will hunt you down as long as you aren't them. To them, if you do not like them, you hate everyone who is different from you. classic hypocrites
A: Dreamsexuals need to understand that sexuality is not a joke.
B: Well fuck you, you nazi islamophobe homophobic transphobic shit!11!!1!!1!! Daddy dweam will hunt you down!!!1!!1!1!!!!!111 I hope your mother gets cancer and rots in hell nazi shit!!11!!111!11
A: Shut up you dog nonce
Dreamsexuals by jasdavegae September 27, 2021
A mental illness caused when someone is so obsessed with dream they consider them self dreams child/relative
Person 1:I'm dreamself
People who aren't fucking weirdos: you have five seconds to get out of my face or I'm calling the police
dreamself by Green-ish dirt February 3, 2022

Dreamsexuality 

"Dreamsexuality" or "Dreamsexual" or "Crazy person" is another word for a mental disorder that affects kids without fathers. It can range from mild to severe and it is contagious. If you know someone who has this disorder, run away, find their father and bring them back. It just might save them.
"Oh my god, did you hear that Abby has Dreamsexuality"
"No way, oh god I gotta quarantine before I start to get attracted to a fucking Minecraft YouTuber"
Dreamsexuality by Idiotbaby October 11, 2022

dream virgin

1) Someone who has never had sex in their dreams.

2) Someone who, because they are married and would feel guilty, always stops just short of doing it in their dreams.
Well, I was dreaming that I was in this hotel room making out with a smoking hot girl, but I couldn't go through with giving it to her because I'm married and in my dream think "I can't cheat on my wife"! This happens every time I get close to having sex in my dreams, thus I am, unfortunately, a dream virgin.
dream virgin by HarBerNi May 5, 2010

dream crush 

a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.
Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush

Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!
dream crush by malice33 January 18, 2011

dreamerbulker

A guy that pretends to be a permabulker but lacks the permabulker's muscle mass and ability to move weight, while still sporting a voluminous gut. Frequently trains chest, lats and biceps and avoids training legs or lower back in order to keep some semblance of what he considers a V shaped build but always shows a physique thats characterized by neither huge muscles nor low bodyfat. Benches and squats 2 plates and change while weighing close to 300 pounds. Loves to sport close cropped hair and wears extra smedium shirts, often likes tattoos
Most people who consider themselves permabulkers are really dreamerbulkers.
dreamerbulker by infinite_whore March 20, 2014

Dream Island 

It's the prize of a online show called Battle For Dream Island. For info, the island includes a 5 star hotel, a casino, and has robot service. You can decide who can go inside the island.
I want to go to Dream Island because it has many cool stuff, and I want my friend (person's name) to join too!
Dream Island by Perkurban June 22, 2021