3 definitions by Idiotbaby

Reddit

"Reddit" is a term for when a group of unemployed people gather around a fire in their mom's basement and tell tales of the phenomenon known as women and how they dream of seeing women in the daylight. A frequent user of Reddit is known as a "Redditor". Although never seen in daylight or outside of their room, Redditors are a mysterious and seemingly bizarre species that to this day eludes mankind of its true nature.

"EVERYONE, look a Redditor in our midst:

"Isn't the Redditor's natural habitat inside Reddit? Why is it here?"
"A Redditor sometimes ventures outside its natural habitat to gather food and nutrients"

"But all it's gathering is some Mountain Dew, Takis, Doritos, ice cream and something called Five Hour Energy
"That is nutrients to a Redditor"

by Idiotbaby October 11, 2022

Dreamsexuality

"Dreamsexuality" or "Dreamsexual" or "Crazy person" is another word for a mental disorder that affects kids without fathers. It can range from mild to severe and it is contagious. If you know someone who has this disorder, run away, find their father and bring them back. It just might save them.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Abby has Dreamsexuality"
"No way, oh god I gotta quarantine before I start to get attracted to a fucking Minecraft YouTuber"

by Idiotbaby October 11, 2022

Dreamsexual

"Dreamsexuality" or "Dreamsexual" or "Crazy person" is another word for a mental disorder that affects kids without fathers. It can range from mild to severe and it is contagious. If you know someone who has this disorder, run away, find their father and bring them back. It just might save them.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Abby is a Dreamsexual"
"No way, oh god I gotta quarantine before I start to get attracted to a fucking Minecraft YouTuber"

by Idiotbaby October 11, 2022