Cyclown 

A perjorative term pertaining to a student or athletic team member of the pathetic institution that is Iowa State University. Note the similarity to the term "Assclown". The term is in reality a combination of ISU's mascot, the Cyclone and "Assclown." One might say that a Cyclown is the skidmark on the proverbial underwear of the state of Iowa.

Adam: you, my dear sir, are a God damn, no-talent, Cyclown!!!!!!!

Cyclown by Marc Peru January 10, 2005

cyclops meat clown 

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

cycletard 

Young urban hipster that rides a bicycle. These special people wear skin tight pants with some punk belt with their ass crack hanging out, pant leg rolled up and Chuck Taylor All Stars shoes on and some sort of skin tight t-shirt and stupid assed necklace like a dog chain around their neck. They've usually modified a good bicycle and turned it into an abomination by taking the brakes off, handlebars straight and chopped, and fixed gears. They think they're gods gift to bicycling (which sucks anyway) and think they rule the road. They're more like deer on the road, very unpredictable, and swerve in and out of traffic in rush hour, use the sidewalks and generally cry large alligator tears when they get run down... Cycletards are the worst of the hipster douchebags on the planet.

What was that I just ran over? I think it might have been a cycletard, as I have black jeans wrapped around my axle now. Damn it.

cycletard by SeattleEvilDave October 17, 2009

pro-cyclical

Something that moves in the same direction as GDP.

When GDP increases, standard of living increases. Therefore, standard of living is pro-cyclical.

pro-cyclical by poundpusher May 17, 2006

Juice-Cicle

When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.

Lick that Juice-Cicle bitch!

Juice-Cicle by BigDick January 29, 2004

Turkish Cyclist 

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

Turkish Cyclist by Seaabass November 5, 2009

The Cyclops 

When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

The Cyclops by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010