Definitions by Seaabass

Turkish Cyclist 

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

Turkish Cyclist by Seaabass November 5, 2009

Barbra Streisand

Imagine a reverse 69, you are sitting on the girl's face and with your head towards her feet. You put your balls in her mouth and she inserts her nose in your asshole. This position requires a woman with a pointy big nose, ala Barbra Streisand, hence the name of the position.

This girl's got me all horny, I think I'm going to ask her to do a Barbra Streisand, Im due for an ass poking. .

Barbra Streisand by Seaabass October 26, 2009

tbtf 

Too busy to fuck

Carmenza was tired of her job so she wore a t-shirt that said tbtf to work.

tbtf by Seaabass September 3, 2009

Far 

Foreplay after rape

That guy went too FAR with Sonia.

Far by Seaabass September 3, 2009