Crankonaut

Some who does new or difficult things while under the influence of marijuana. Such as going to school or work. A play on the work astronaut

Alfie is such a crankonaut, he came into school high

by BitCranky December 2, 2022

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

cranko

A person who is just very cranky and is never in a happy mood

"That person is such a cranko"

by Spidermannn3466 July 6, 2023

Crank

(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.

Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank

by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023

Crankatwatamus

Cranky bitch. Miserable. Don’t want to be around.

Brittany? Who cares what she has to say. She’s a mega crankatwatamus bitch.

by Cebbin September 2, 2023

scraggly crank

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head

Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.

by jumunji July 5, 2007