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Croog

1. A small, annoying little person, who talks about unimportant things all day.
2. A name you call your best friend, because even though they annoy you, you love them.

This word was founded by Alex.
1. ALEX: I bet I was a Pokemon in my past life.
LAURA: You're such a croog.

2. ALEX: I love you, Laura.
LAURA: I love you too, you little croog.
by AlexSex July 28, 2008
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choof

The sound that comes from a chrome cold air system, on a car, as the throttle body is quickly opened.
I let my boys hear my Mustang with the hood popped an when i hit the gas petal real fast the engine went "choof"
by RT out of Lakeland October 28, 2003
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choof

1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof
by FUCK U!! October 8, 2008
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Crook House

A large group of "DrugRunners" that pwn all other "drugrunners" by stealing everything they produce.
Crook house members generally congregate in "irc" making large buys of sorts and sniping newbs and n00bs.
A gaming cartel for an online drugrunning game.
"Damn, I just got pwnt by crook house again!."
by a local crook March 16, 2009
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Crofter

Crofter.

Or
Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)

People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a "crofter""crofta"

Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"

What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"

Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki

What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day
by upperclass fuxker November 17, 2013
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The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
by Gognoggler May 6, 2015
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CROFL

The same meaning as ROFL, the C is just added for style.
Mike: Yo man Johnl fell off his bike the other day and broke his arm trying to do a bunny hop

Nick: CROFL!!!

Mike: Whats the c in crofl stand for?

Nick: Its just there for style
by degenercy00 March 3, 2010
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