A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
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A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 28, 2004
Get the crotch furnace mug.Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.
Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."
by Rob Smith February 28, 2005
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Get the crotch snorkel mug.Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.
by Poo sickle April 20, 2008
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I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
by Lassidar March 13, 2009
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