Williams College

A 2,000-student college in northwestern Massachusetts, Williams College has been ranked #1 by US News and World Report for several years in a row. It also dominates in sports. Founded in 1793, it has a beautiful campus in Berkshire Mountains, close to the famous Clark Art Institute and Mass MoCa in neighboring North Adams. Strong in all subjects, Williams is especially noted for its dominance of the art history world, having alums in charge of many major American art museums. Also has by far the largest endowment—1.5 billion dollars—of any college of comparable size. Students come from all over the U.S. and the world. Williams has pretty much everything, with the possible exception of a nearby major city, although Boston and New York are moderately accessible.
School colors: Purple and Gold.
School mascot: The Purple Cow
Team name: The Ephs (“Eefs”), named after founder Ephraim Williams.
Traditional nemesis: AmHerst.

"George Steinbrenner, Stephen Sondheim, and President Garfield all went to Williams College."
“Hey, Williams just beat Amherst 51-21! At Amherst's homecoming!”

by Francesgaroth December 1, 2006

collegeboard

evil group designed to ruin and waste the life of a high schooler and keep them out of college

This Saturday, collegeboard will be wasting 4 hours of my life.

by pikepig November 11, 2009

Colleen

An amazing girl with multiple talents. Everyone loves her and shes just the coolest ever

I saw colleen the other day, she was so adorable.

by mr mat December 14, 2008

Conestoga College

Conestoga College is a Canadian college with several campuses. It is overflowing with hot girls. Not uncommon for there to be a bunch of hungover people in class regardless of your program. way overpriced, but a good party.

"Dude, do you go to Conestoga College?"
"Yeah man, there are so many hot girls there."

by student309 January 29, 2012

community college

A place where nobody goes on Friday.

I failed all my classes that were supposed to transfer because I never showed up to the local community college on Friday.

by NewClear October 27, 2013

Junior College

According to Adam Corolla it's high school with ash trays and a waste of time among other things.

Guy # 1:"Hey, where are you going to school?"
Guy # 2:"Just Junior College"
Guy # 1:"I'm sorry"

by Philippe February 5, 2005

college

a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...

I was supposed to be in class but i got drunk and found some horny girl in the freshman dorms and got and gave her a dirty raccoon....MAN I LOVE COLLEGE

by woolleybooger February 28, 2011