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A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.
I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!
Collene by TheRealVern August 18, 2017

celenemy 

A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.
Wil Wheaton was Sheldon's celenemy on The Big Bang Theory.
celenemy by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010

Collegeman 

*Please note that this is a Wykehamist Collegeman, not the Etonian variety. However there is little difference...

A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
Me: See that Collegeman over there?
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
Collegeman by Collin Spams January 8, 2022

Collegey 

So, somebody (or some idea) sounds really smart. They use pedantry to impress stupid people. But you actually take 3 seconds to listen to what they're saying and, what do you know, it's the stupidest thing you've ever heard.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, this word comes from the fact that most of the ideas and people that this word applies to are found in colleges (it's what happens when you have someone hellbent on impressing their professors and friends who, sadly, lacks the capacity for forming a coherent thought).
Remember that time so-and-so was telling you how really the movie "Aladdin" is all about nihilism? Yeah. That guy was collegey.
Collegey by Explode! October 5, 2009
A collene is a straight down crackwhore who strives for attention from all the human beings with a penis wherever she goes.
Collene: I'm abit typsy to say the least, double brandy and cokes are to blame, need a black dick.
Me:.......
collene by BOOIOM December 21, 2013

CollegeMoreAction 

A Canadian TV channel launched on October 22, 2010 and began as a pay-per-view spinoff of CollegeCartoon, targeting a male demographic with a focus on action and adventure movies. Its lineup later expanded in 2011 to children's animated television series. Under Corus ownership and its final branding as C4 and due to becoming a sister station of Showcase, the channel adopted an anime format and largely phased out remaining of its children's programming. On April 1, 2019, C4 was shut down, and a new version of CityLife launched as Home and Life Television. However, the channel's Indonesian version remained in action.
You're watching CollegeMoreAction, part of Shaw.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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