A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague
I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.
by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009
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by TheRealVern August 18, 2017
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A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.
by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010
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A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
Me: See that Collegeman over there?
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
by Collin Spams January 8, 2022
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In case you haven't figured it out yet, this word comes from the fact that most of the ideas and people that this word applies to are found in colleges (it's what happens when you have someone hellbent on impressing their professors and friends who, sadly, lacks the capacity for forming a coherent thought).
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this word comes from the fact that most of the ideas and people that this word applies to are found in colleges (it's what happens when you have someone hellbent on impressing their professors and friends who, sadly, lacks the capacity for forming a coherent thought).
Remember that time so-and-so was telling you how really the movie "Aladdin" is all about nihilism? Yeah. That guy was collegey.
by Explode! October 5, 2009
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Collene: I'm abit typsy to say the least, double brandy and cokes are to blame, need a black dick.
Me:.......
Me:.......
by BOOIOM December 21, 2013
Get the collene mug.A Canadian TV channel launched on October 22, 2010 and began as a pay-per-view spinoff of CollegeCartoon, targeting a male demographic with a focus on action and adventure movies. Its lineup later expanded in 2011 to children's animated television series. Under Corus ownership and its final branding as C4 and due to becoming a sister station of Showcase, the channel adopted an anime format and largely phased out remaining of its children's programming. On April 1, 2019, C4 was shut down, and a new version of CityLife launched as Home and Life Television. However, the channel's Indonesian version remained in action.
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