carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.

"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."

by cattnipp October 18, 2008

carbony

coke or soda pop. coming from the idea of it being carbonated water.

Charlotte: Hey do you want some carbony?

Taylor: Ya could you get me a Dr. Pepper.

by like a G June 30, 2009

Carbob

Often used for males who likes gay cars
Also typically used for males who are into homoerotic fan fiction on the IRC chat client

Carbon is such a Carbob
That bloke sure is a Carbob, he's driving an Audi TT!
What a Carbob, that tosser is polishing his mini!

by <3 Gam3szz November 17, 2009

carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.

by Vyra November 3, 2009

carcoholic

a person who drives under the influence of alcohol. Also used as an adjective.

1. Stern action needs to be taken against carcoholics. They contribute to road accidents.
2. I cannot put up with your carcoholic behaviour.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

Carcoholic

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.

my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.

by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010