Definitions by cattnipp

Googleprint 

The propensity of any given search term to produce meaningful and search-valuable links from a google search.

Aw he was just some putz I remember from college. He doesn't have much of a googleprint so I couldn't find anything out about him.

Googleprint by cattnipp December 16, 2008

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.

"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."

[Carbon Bellyprint] by cattnipp October 18, 2008

[Doofus] Tooth 

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.

I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.

[Doofus] Tooth by cattnipp October 16, 2008