ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019

proven breeder

A sarcastic insult that implies someone is either deformed or absolutely fugly.
Background: one day i was surfing through the internet looking at breeder snakes and there was a one-eyed one that had 'proven breeder' next to its name, thus i coined the insult 'proven breeder'.

"Wow Sean is a fucking proven breder. what a tool shed!"
or
" Wow your mom is a proven breeder, look at you!"

by Greg and Cory November 6, 2004

Breaded Chicken

When you're about to dump your spooge, you spray your load into your partners face, then you grab their head and roll it in the sand; or you can keep a plate of breadcrumbs near the bed.

GirlyGirl: That fucker took me to the beach last night and pulled his dick outta my mouth and came on my face. Then he rolled my face in the sand. Know I know what breaded chicken feels like.

by Buick159 January 14, 2009

breeder

a person of the oppisote sex that is worthy of breeding (not necessarily with the actual making of the babies)

now THAT is a breeder

by div February 6, 2004

Breiden

Breiden is a cute guy with a lot of talent. He is active when it comes to sports such as basketball. He is a very calm and funny but most of the time quiet. He love his waves so don’t bother messing it up

Girl that’s breiden one of the cutest guys in school

by Breiden October 31, 2018

Bride Candy

A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.

Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.

by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010