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An awesome kid who is a freakin good athlete. Has excellent manners. Sexy body that the ladies can't resist! Good kisser! Really nice and tall dark and very handsome. A great friend that you can count on. Braider is someone you don't want to lose. Smart! Has a urning for knowledge just not when it comes to history. Knows what he wants and goes for it! Great with kids. Big dick! Has a love for sheep! Great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh! Great personality- strong work ethic. A little concieded. A big time stud! Son of Tyler and Mallory!
Girl #1- Wow Braider is so hot! I want to date him so bad!

Girl #2- Look at his body! Sooooo sexyyy!
Braider by Sheep Shippaa January 19, 2014
Brooke is an amazing braider.
Braider by turkey1234567 January 13, 2023

taint braider 

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.
Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.
taint braider by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

ass hair braider 

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.
Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider
ass hair braider by Serial March 11, 2004

Minge Braider 

Minge Braider, commonly shortened to MP, is a term for Cohan Bloomfield.
Person 1: Hey, where’s Minge Braider?
Person 2: I don’t know, probably getting his basketball he left at the court.
Minge Braider by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023

Minge Braider 

Someone who will not stop wasting time. They are also commonly named Cohan
Person 1: Hey, Cohan is such a Minge Braider.

Person 2: For real, he won’t stop wasting my time with his basketball speak.
Minge Braider by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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