Blomosexual

A man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral sex on them.

I'm not gay but when I was in prison I was a blomosexual.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Bloob

Aa girl or a guy who looks stunning and is very funny. This person has an awesome booty and if it's a girl they have nice tits

This girl in my school look amazing she is a true bloob

by Mtvxyz September 24, 2018

Bloomed

Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man

"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"

by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009

bloomies

Bloomies are the signature ladies underware sold by Bloomingdales Department Store.

Dad, look what we bought in my first visit to the Bloomingdales flagship AND New York City... Bloomies!! Pink & white.

by Neelywohl October 14, 2009

bloomin

going viral on the internet

yo dude, that kid is bloomin in his new video on youtube

by a456332 December 22, 2018

Blomp

A misspelling of the term "Glomp"... Now known as a boob glomp

"She keeps blomping me! D:"

by Ashara Lyina February 20, 2010

Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.

My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.

by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019