bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face

my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face

by Joe April 23, 2005

bless up

A retard's way of saying "God Bless you." because their brain has a lower processing power than a potato.

Man 1: Hey, how's it going?
Man 2: Bless Up! Heh, YOLO man!

by D33tly April 14, 2016

God Bless America

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!

by False-Profit June 6, 2011

bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

by dickey March 17, 2005

Bless Up

A word used by a football player before a game when there in no chance of winning.

Alex screamed bless up every game day

by Fund my Cat December 2, 2016

Bless your trap

created by Nick Quas , this phrase is used to describe when someone does something for another to help them

Hey sean im gana bless your trap and help you get nudies.

by bless the trap April 12, 2020

bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005